Room Patrol

Did you ever wish you could hire a dispatch to tell your kids what to do? The Room Patrol song will initiate your child into the elite rescue force of Room Patrol. Even without the song, play “Room Patrol” when a job needs attention and see how quickly your heroes get the job done.

 

Room Patrol
2008 Valerie & Valden Christensen

Room Patrol
Room Patrol
When Clutter strikes
That’s when we roll
Put the trash under arrest
As a team, we are the best!

RP: I am a member of the special elite operations unit: Room Patrol
When a room needs rescued, you can count on me.

D: Room Patrol, this is Dispatch.
We have evidence of a hot spot in sector 2.
All members of Room Patrol respond. 
Move in and eliminate the clutter! (clean-up)

Room Patrol
Room Patrol
When Clutter strikes
That’s when we roll
Put the trash under arrest
As a team, we are the best!

RP: Dispatch, we have surrounded the clutter in sector 2
You’re right, this hot spot is drawing clutter and flies
We’re sending in the SWAT team.
Let’s get to the bottom of this.
Get your gear!
Lace up your shoes!
Room Patrol, let’s roll!

Room Patrol
Room Patrol
When Clutter strikes
That’s when we roll
Put the trash under arrest
As a team, we are the best!

RP: Dispatch we have newspapers hiding behind the magazine rack.
They’re taking over,
I repeat, they’re taking over!
Please advise.

D: Room Patrol, you have authorization to remove all expired newspapers and magazines from the premises immediately.

RP: Roger, Mission Accomplished. 

Room Patrol
Room Patrol
When Clutter strikes
That’s when we roll
Put the trash under arrest
As a team, we are the best!

D: Room Patrol, there’s a code red on the trash receptacle.  I can smell it from here.  Put on your gas mask and move in… (cough…cough…)

RP: Copy that, Dispatch.  No job is too hard for Room Patrol.  Let’s pack it up and Ship it out.  Mission Accomplished!

Room Patrol
Room Patrol
When Clutter strikes
That’s when we roll
Put the trash under arrest
As a team, we are the best!